Toe Beans

Chaos is their comfort zone. This spicy little spirit thrives on glitter, gossip, and getting through it anyway. The perfect familiar for hot messes with hex appeal.

Care Instructions:
Feed regularly with leftover drama, expired intentions, and memes. Responds
well to cackling and being told, “It’s fine, everything’s fine.” Keep away from
actual flammables (and your ex).

They fart rainbows and snort at your self-doubt. A glitter-charged guardian for dreamers, weirdos, and bold believers in magic and mischief.

Care Instructions:
Groom daily with compliments and glitter. Requires spontaneous dance breaks and
radical belief in the impossible. Never say “realistic” within earshot.

Fluffier than your secrets and wiser than they look. This gentle beast brings cozy chaos, fierce loyalty, and the occasional moo of disapproval.

Care Instructions:
Brush gently, speak kindly, and never rush a Coo. They enjoy thunderstorms,
oatcakes, and judging people from a distance. Braids optional but encouraged.

Sharp-eyed, sharp-witted, and possibly running an underground shiny-trade. A perfect familiar for clever witches who whisper to shadows and laugh at omens.

Care Instructions:
Offer shiny trinkets and the occasional french fry. Will steal your secrets
(and your earrings). Needs daily mischief, mystery, and mild menace.

A swampy soulmate with a talent for transformation and tea. Best for those who leap before they look—and kiss chaos on the mouth.

Care Instructions:
Provide one mossy sunbeam and three puddles a week. May vanish without warning. Croaks affirmations at moonrise. DO NOT microwave.

All-knowing. All-judging. Occasionally helpful. This feathered sage stays up late, spills secrets at inconvenient times, and expects snacks.

Care Instructions:
Keep in a quiet, bookish corner near a candle or existential dread. They enjoy
riddles, long silences, and unsolicited advice. Never lie to your owl.

Regal. Ridiculous. Slightly possessed. Purrfect for witches who know the power of a nap and the precision of passive aggression.

Care Instructions:
Do not disturb unless summoned. Offer warm laps, sass appreciation, and your
dignity as tribute. Accept the judgment—it’s a blessing in disguise.

A tail-wagging ward against gloom and doom. This loyal pup protects, encourages, and believes you’re doing your best—even when you’re clearly not.

Care Instructions:
Praise often. Snuggle frequently. Ignore the barking at invisible spirits. Will guard your joy, your snacks, and your soul. Throw the stick.

Small. Spiky. Secretly magical. This familiar knows boundaries are sacred and snacks are non-negotiable. Will prick for protection and hugs.

Care Instructions:
Speak softly and carry snacks. Respect nap schedules. May curl into a
protective orb if over-peopled. Loves moonlit walks and dramatic retreats.